If you are golfers but don't know who David Feherty is, think of any Irish Robin Williams, who was a professional golfer and is now a TV commentator for Golf Channel and has his own show. The stuff that just rolls off of his lips is so funny that for a few years they wouldn't even let him do the Masters coverage for fear he would offend the Masters Committee.
On a possible injury to Rory McElroy -- "Fortunately, Rory is only
22 years old, so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
"I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is busy attending the birth of his next wife."
On Jim Furyk's swing -- "It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
On Luke Donald's recent success -- "He's a bloody walking ATM. I slid my Amex card between the cheeks of his ass and out popped $500."
Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime -- "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin."
"That was a great shot -- if they'd put the pin there today."
"All you need for a happy life is good health and a bad memory."
Describing a player's tee shot -- "Everything moves except his bowels."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."
Tommy Gainey's grip - "They look like two lobsters trying to mate."