I am wondering if anyone has seen Christ today ?
He was on my Toast this morning........
I wonder why it is always the Geographicaly challenged Yanks who think everything starts at their County Line manage to come up with this kind of idiocy.
Its not that I dont think of anywhere better to start but why?
And that beggers the question of why doesnt it start there and 'End' ?
I stand unequivicably behind everything I say , I just dont ever remember saying it !!
I survived the Rapture! Woo Hoo!
Today is the end of the world?....Again?
You didnt see Christ however you did see Godz today.
im a millionaire and im give out money to everyone and any one lol
what a load of bull shit
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1)Buy multiple inflatable sex dolls, 2) fill them with Helium, 3) release them at local church, and alert parishioners when dolls float off in the distance. 4) Prophet!!! (pun intended).
Wasn't there also the whooo-harrr for the millennium at the turn of the century?
From memory, I recall some people buying up food and water stores, and then moving out into the sticks away from civilisation.
Wonder how much of a fool they felt afterwards when absolutely nothing happened.
These dooms day crock of #### believers must live a joyful life.
Canít think of anything worse than living a life planning and worrying about some ridiculous scandal.
Anyway, most importantly; beers are cold, footy is on, and Tigers might topple the Bombers.
Wot? Did I miss the end of the world again?
cough cough more biblical bullshit, just like the so called Millennium Bug, if moneys to be made from these hoaxes they'll keep dreaming them up
Last edited by Snookums; 22-05-11 at 12:24 AM.
You would think that when an end-of-the-world prophecy fails, it would snap these poor brain-washed dummies out of their religious fervour. But apparently it actually makes cult members more resolute and faithful. A good case in point is the Jehovah's Witnesses. They got it wrong no less than eight times! Talk about gullible.
There exists a small worm (loa loa), that burrows into your eye and causes extreme pain and blindness.
Therefore a caring god must exist in order to create such a nourishing environment, such as your eye, for this lovable parasite to live.
Last edited by intelliGEORGE; 22-05-11 at 01:40 AM.
I dont care what happens, just dont wake me up or I wont be happy...
What would you do if your server was stolen or failed beyond repair?
Well, I got in a quickie, told the wife that there wont be anymore if the world ends. So I can safely say that I was having sex as the world ended.
Some people need to get their finger out of their arse so that the brain can get some oxygen"