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    Default Today is the end of the world ?

    I am wondering if anyone has seen Christ today ?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregathome View Post
    I am wondering if anyone has seen Christ today ?
    I thought i saw him. But i was mistaken. Turned out it was the barman at my local pub
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    Default On my breakky

    He was on my Toast this morning........


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    I wonder why it is always the Geographicaly challenged Yanks who think everything starts at their County Line manage to come up with this kind of idiocy.
    Its not that I dont think of anywhere better to start but why?
    And that beggers the question of why doesnt it start there and 'End' ?
    I stand unequivicably behind everything I say , I just dont ever remember saying it !!

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    I survived the Rapture! Woo Hoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by intelliGEORGE View Post
    I survived the Rapture! Woo Hoo!
    Not yet, it's American time, our afternoon tomorrow!!

    I look at it this way, if they are correct, all those that say next year,2012, are wrong!!!
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    Today is the end of the world?....Again?

    You didnt see Christ however you did see Godz today.

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    im a millionaire and im give out money to everyone and any one lol
    what a load of bull shit
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    1)Buy multiple inflatable sex dolls, 2) fill them with Helium, 3) release them at local church, and alert parishioners when dolls float off in the distance. 4) Prophet!!! (pun intended).

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    Wasn't there also the whooo-harrr for the millennium at the turn of the century?
    From memory, I recall some people buying up food and water stores, and then moving out into the sticks away from civilisation.
    Wonder how much of a fool they felt afterwards when absolutely nothing happened.

    These dooms day crock of #### believers must live a joyful life.
    Can’t think of anything worse than living a life planning and worrying about some ridiculous scandal.



    Anyway, most importantly; beers are cold, footy is on, and Tigers might topple the Bombers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by porkop View Post
    Not yet, it's American time, our afternoon tomorrow!!
    So GOD doesn't follow the international date line?

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    Wot? Did I miss the end of the world again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Learjet View Post
    Wot? Did I miss the end of the world again?
    You didn't miss much.
    All Religions Are Cults Just Some Are More Readily Accepted Than Others.

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    cough cough more biblical bullshit, just like the so called Millennium Bug, if moneys to be made from these hoaxes they'll keep dreaming them up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Learjet View Post
    Wot? Did I miss the end of the world again?
    Quote Originally Posted by vampyre View Post
    You didn't miss much.
    Was there a gnashing of teeth or was it my tummy??? Sorry but I wasn't paying attention.
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    You would think that when an end-of-the-world prophecy fails, it would snap these poor brain-washed dummies out of their religious fervour. But apparently it actually makes cult members more resolute and faithful. A good case in point is the Jehovah's Witnesses. They got it wrong no less than eight times! Talk about gullible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onefella View Post
    it would snap these poor brain-washed dummies out of their religious fervour.
    God does exist. Here's the logic behind my claims.

    There exists a small worm (loa loa), that burrows into your eye and causes extreme pain and blindness.

    Therefore a caring god must exist in order to create such a nourishing environment, such as your eye, for this lovable parasite to live.
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    I dont care what happens, just dont wake me up or I wont be happy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by porkop View Post
    Not yet, it's American time, our afternoon tomorrow!!

    I look at it this way, if they are correct, all those that say next year,2012, are wrong!!!
    Would that be East coast or West coast , just after 6pm in New York as I type.

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    Well, I got in a quickie, told the wife that there wont be anymore if the world ends. So I can safely say that I was having sex as the world ended.
    Some people need to get their finger out of their arse so that the brain can get some oxygen"

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