Thread: Why my Alarm System - False Alarms? Funny Photos

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For the people who do not know why this image is included, well it is installed upside down.

Originally Posted by bet2win

For the people who do not know why this image is included, well it is installed upside down.

10 points for getting the grub screw secured.

Originally Posted by bet2win

For the people who do not know why this image is included, well it is installed upside down.

Maybe it was to create a pet-alley for a VERY BIG F***ING DOG?

Just set pulse count to 9000.

Looked like a dueltech looking down at a water pipe in there as well. The microwave gets a good look at the passing turds.

Originally Posted by kalboy

Looked like a dueltech looking down at a water pipe in there as well. The microwave gets a good look at the passing turds.

Hey Ant have you still got that picture of the massive spider we used to keep in a matchbox to show the clients. lol

Below is a fresh picture where I was called for a no comms error. Telstra Tech was on the site a few days before me and had the audacity to say the fault was the wrong socket being used in the Panel. The panel originally had a 611 socket wired up in mode 3, which he changed to a 4Pin RJ12 Socket which he incorrectly wired as well. This is a picture of the MDF which he did inspect but neglected to do anything with but change the Alarm Panel Phone Line Socket.



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Originally Posted by bet2win

For the people who do not know why this image is included, well it is installed upside down.

Installed this way to reduce alarm activations, right.

Installed by Apprentice Electricians who have no idea about anything..

Originally Posted by bet2win

Below is a fresh picture where I was called for a no comms error. Telstra Tech was on the site a few days before me and had the audacity to say the fault was the wrong socket being used in the Panel. The panel originally had a 611 socket wired up in mode 3, which he changed to a 4Pin RJ12 Socket which he incorrectly wired as well. This is a picture of the MDF which he did inspect but neglected to do anything with but change the Alarm Panel Phone Line Socket.



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1) WTF is a Telstra tech doing playing with anything behind the NB and 2) What sort of rank amateur looks at that MDF and thinks its fkn normal.

Originally Posted by Drift

1) WTF is a Telstra tech doing playing with anything behind the NB and 2) What sort of rank amateur looks at that MDF and thinks its fkn normal.

jesus! a telstra tech attempting a mode 3. I am suprised he knew what one was. Twits.
I love it how 9/10 we do their jobs for them anyway.
Another tech once suggested I become a tech for there local branch. I laughed and said I wouldnt want to raise the bar in the IQ test... haha and I aint no Einstein

This reminds me of the time a "experienced comms technician" rang me to ask which port of the KR-1 panel he needed to connect to.

After five minutes I asked him to email me a photo of the KR-1 panel.

As in KR ONE.

Reminded me of this.

Another one where a site had a break/enter and asked why the alarm didnt pick up the intruders.

put them in contact with hughdman, he will get them a refund