Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by WhiteOx
The Deathlist
I had originally posted this in the George Michael thread but thought it might be better in its own.
After seeing Trash's list I found this:
Is this your website Trash?
Prince Philip #6
The Queen #24
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eaglem (03-01-17)
Oh, that's a good list !
Not my website, but I'm amused that some people are close to the top.
Prince Phillip is a goner ! I reckon the queen will go not long after.
Robert Mugabe ... amazing he hasn't been accidentally shot in the back of the head.
Peter Sallis ... no wait ...... Stand back .... David Rockfeller 102 !!! Shit, he's got a hair trigger ! He could go off any second. He's my new favourite !
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
I'm tipping Hugh Hefner.
(I might do better at this than the footy tipping)
LeroyPatrol (04-01-17)
There are two I am surprised are not on the list and one Chuck Berry at 90 who is still performing and was to release an album recently.
Angela Lansbury is the other. Now 91 she has been acting since before WW2 and has worked with many many of the screens major stars in many roles but the last I heard of her was when she came to Australia about 3 years to appear in the stage production of 'Driving Miss Daisy'.
I stand unequivicably behind everything I say, I just dont ever remember saying it !!
I wouldn't be surprised if Queenie does pop her chops, but, she just might outlive Charlie. Some of the names surprised me in that I thought that hey were already dead.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
Hugh Hefner. Nar, the dude probably has a viagara flavoured milkshake every morning. If he has a heart bypass, they'll probably find a tockley vein like a 6 lane freeway for the task.
I think Dorris Day is still better bet than Angela Lansbury.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No takers for Trump biting the bullet?
Successful Assassinations
Rep Abraham Lincoln
Rep James A. Garfield
Rep William McKinley
Dem John F. Kennedy
Attempts
Rep Theodore Roosevelt
Rep Ronald Reagan
Assassination plots and attempts
Dem Andrew Jackson
Rep William Howard Taft
Rep Herbert Hoover
Dem Franklin D. Roosevelt
Dem Harry S. Truman
Rep Richard Nixon
Rep Gerald Ford
Dem Jimmy Carter
Rep George H. W. Bush
Dem Bill Clinton
Rep George W. Bush
Dem Barack Obama
I thought we might see some kind of asymmetry in the political left or right of presidents being assassinated, but it appears pretty ballanced.
But then it is only a very small sample group. There does appear to be more republicans getting shot, but it looks like it's even in the attempts.
I might conclude that pissed right wing assassins might have a lot of guns, they're a lousy shot.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
One that may not have made the list, but during my Flower power days (after the Drugs, Sex and Rock 'n Roll), i loved the song.
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated and the wife has gone off to her mum's.
Kirk Douglas should be number 1 I reckon.
Michael " a dingo took my baby" Chamberlain just died......
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Hell yeah Trash, diavalo13666 has him in the crosshairs over in this post;No takers for Trump biting the bullet?
Successful Assassinations
Rep Abraham Lincoln
Rep James A. Garfield
Rep William McKinley
Dem John F. Kennedy
Attempts
Rep Theodore Roosevelt
Rep Ronald Reagan
Assassination plots and attempts
Dem Andrew Jackson
Rep William Howard Taft
Rep Herbert Hoover
Dem Franklin D. Roosevelt
Dem Harry S. Truman
Rep Richard Nixon
Rep Gerald Ford
Dem Jimmy Carter
Rep George H. W. Bush
Dem Bill Clinton
Rep George W. Bush
Dem Barack Obama
I thought we might see some kind of asymmetry in the political left or right of presidents being assassinated, but it appears pretty ballanced.
But then it is only a very small sample group. There does appear to be more republicans getting shot, but it looks like it's even in the attempts.
I might conclude that pissed right wing assassins might have a lot of guns, they're a lousy shot.
Trouble is there are so many "Dead" threads at the moment I have to keep double checking them all to make sure someone hasn't bumped me off...
Cheers
Ted (Al)
We're not getting many hits so far.
Debbie Reynolds is the only one I'd got so far and I'm not sure she even counts because she got an early mark.
It's the long shots that make it interesting.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Does James Hird count????
Cheers
Ted (Al)
Sicko thread. Who is next - WhiteOx, Al, Gordon, AdrianR (who looks like he is dying now), Ma?
When one person dies, others are left in grief. Not a subject for frivolity.
But you obviously think making a joke about drink-driving and theft of a motor vehicle is funny and OK, when people die as a result of such actions almost on a daily basis..... often killing innocent, healthy people, including children, leaving many in grief.
Huh? Did I miss something?
LOL, I don't want anybody grieving when I carc it, whether that be today, tomorrow, next week or next year, just celebrate my life and have a joke on my behalf as well, I'll also leave a note to let them know to leave you out, because your too busy pulling your sorry old head out of your own sorry old arse.
Got news for you, whether you like it or not, death is a part of life, it's going to happen, so build yourself a bridge....
Cheers
Ted (Al)
efab (11-01-17),gordon_s1942 (13-02-17),lsemmens (11-01-17)
Does James Hird count????
Not yet.
Roxette (Marie Fredriksson)
I reckon she's a goner.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
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