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    Drug dealer David Blackmon calls police in Florida to find his lost cocaine.

    The Mail Online reports that David Blackmon, 32, of Florida called the police on Sunday morning saying he had cocaine and cash taken from his car.

    Blackmon even reportedly identified himself as a drug dealer and said that $US50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine had been taken from his car.

    But when police arrived they found the drugs by the driver’s door, where Blackmon said he last had it, along with a crack pipe.


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    Really odd that. He didn't get shot at least.....
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    Something similar happend here over Schoolie's
    A scumbag drug dealer came down from Melbourne, and must have left his blue leather bag on the roof of his car and driven off.
    A local found the bag on the ground, looked inside and handed it in to the Police Station
    Contents of the bag were 2 mobile phones with plenty of text messages, some powders and heaps of pills.

    Next day, the drug dealer calls into the Police Station to ask if a Blue Bag had been handed in.
    (Obviously he hadn't paid for the drugs and got them all on tick, so he was well out of pocket)

    He was questioned at length, they even got an interrogator down for further questioning.
    The cheeky prick didn't put a foot wrong and was released without charge.
    Without his bag!

    Perhaps the threats he got from his suppliers were greater then the idea of going to the Police to ask for his bag back?
    Especially with the mobile phones in it.
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    I had to laugh........dumb crook of the day!

    They are all dumb.........all day.........every day!!!!!!
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