Barbie

**trash** · 15-11-17, 06:26 PM

Oh there are so many good jokes with this one.
You can now buy "Muslim Barbie". Or as she is being nicknamed "Hijabarbie".

I wonder if they are going to create other islamabarbies?

Sharia Barbie

Suicide Bomber Jihad Barbie

Even the Soviet Union wasn't dopey enough to want something like Communist Barbie.

But then I had a thought.... If barbie is into theology and extreme left politics. I have to wonder what other shit a nice white girl like her has been getting into.

Anti-Vax Barbie.

Confederate/Republican Barbie

There was a rumor she was seen at a KKK gathering.

Oreo Barbie... oops

Actually, Barbie has been getting around a bit in the USA as expected.

Lesbian Barbie voted yes.

**bob_m_54** · 17-11-17, 12:07 AM

Thought you'd have grown out of playing with Barbie dolls by now Trash ;-)

**DB44** · 17-11-17, 10:53 AM

Perhaps an anatomically correct Barbie with her genitals mutilated? Or what about a Barbie and Ken forced marriage set, with Barbie as a 6 year old girl and Ken a long-bearded 40 year old.

**mtv** · 17-11-17, 12:31 PM

Divorce Barbie.... comes complete with all of Ken's accessories.

**alpha0ne** · 17-11-17, 01:24 PM

This should really be in the jokes thread, thanks trash

I wonder why the land whales haven't complained yet @ why barbie is so slim/fit, its not right that these skinny (healthy) dolls makes the fatties feel inferior/discriminated against so a class action is imminent !!

**trash** · 17-11-17, 04:47 PM

There was a woman that was recovering old barbies (and others) and down grading them by painting normal eyes on them and giving them clothes that made them look really normal.
It was disturbing how average and normal they looked.

Hey, you're never too old to appreciate Barbie.
When I went to disneyworld many years ago, I saw Barbie. There was a line up of little girls having their photo taken with Barbie. I got in the line.
My friends said, "Trash, What are you doing?"
"Getting my photo with Barbie!"
At first they thought I was joking, then there were a few Smithers jokes and then they thought it was creepy.
Barbie herself thought it was pretty awesome. She was very cool.
After I had my photo taken I chucked a little girl tantrum, "Whhaaaaar, I want to take Barbie home !!!" A couple of mums waiting in line with confused little girls were also pissing themselves laughing.