Maybe he's a relative.
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I've always wanted to do a lie detector test, to see if I could beat it.
Apparently it's simple if you know what to do....I have no direct experience however.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
eaglem (14-02-18)
Ask yourself this question: What is more likely?
Time travel is exists and lie detectors work.
OR
Time travel doesn't exist and lie detectors don't work.
What I find amazing is that the inventor of the lie detector didn't connect it up to himself as the first test subject only to have his machine tell him, he was a fvcking lier if he thought the machine worked !
My bullshit alarm - which is a kind of lie detector which works on a simple critical thinking biological neural network I call a brain. It works better than anything called a "polygraph". Or as I call them "Phoneygraphs".
What I can't believe is that polygraphs are dragged out on US TV as some kind of magical device which works identical to wonder woman's lasso.
Refusal to take a polygraph is seen as an indication of guilt. Fvck me sideways while nailed to a cross Jesus! Because this makes as much sense as looking for witches by drowning innocent people. Nope, that one wasn't a witch, nope, not that one either!
Polygraphs are about as effective as waterboarding and have a very similar result. Ouija boards have a higher success rate at finding the truth/bullshit.
There is a reason why Australian courts do not in any way consider lie detectors or polygraphs as evidence. Because their use should be criminal.
It's a shame I couldn't find the Penn and Teller video of how fvcked up polygraphs are.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Must be a slow news day.
It was once reported that during a Police Integration that for a joke, a metal cullender (strainer) was placed on a persons head and this person, to use street parlance 'Sang like a Canary'.
Apparently they had him 'dead to rights' so there was no doubt that he did the crime.
I stand unequivicably behind everything I say , I just dont ever remember saying it !!
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