Time to invade New Zealand
That's it, first they send a satellite into space, i could live with that, BUT now they have developed one of the worlds first electric flying taxis. This is tantamount to declaring war by making Australia and Australians look stupid, they may claim this is not hard to do. I suggest we send our invasion force of 100 men immediately to front their defense force of 30 men and take control of that country and its intellect
There is a fine line between "Hobby" and "Madness"
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Here they are preparing the lighter than air porcine flyer.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
It's a bald sheep....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Could that be for Terrorist Free Flights?
The Eagle Flies High!
Our advance party established a solid beachhead years ago: the possums.
Not native to New Zealand, they have no predators there and at one stage, numbered 70 million. I love my New Zealand possum fur and merino socks.
Seeing as we havent won the Bledeslo Cup since chome plating was invented, what chance would we have just sending a 100 men to invade the Country and succeeding?Originally Posted by allover
I was rather annoyed when I saw it was claimed the Daddy Long Legs Spiders used in the movie Arachnophobia were New Zealanders.
I stand unequivicably behind everything I say, I just dont ever remember saying it !!
Just do it on National Sheep Shaggers Day or the week the National Sheep Dog trials are on.
They will not notice.
lsemmens (18-03-18)
Remember those buggers use them Broad Blade shears, they can bring a tear to the eye if used aggressively.
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