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    Default and my missus whinges when i ask for a bit

    well fk me 12755 different women not including quickies

    so over say a 50yr period he tapped 255 different women a yr



    and here is my wife calling me a slut every time we go to sydney and i bump into some women i once serviced.

    but forget about how many different women just the number is astounding , and my wife say one a yr on my birthday is more then enough
    dont say linux if i wanted it id install it



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    Look your wife is probably right, one different woman (that she knows about ) is probably more than enough, not counting encounters with her or the ones she never finds out about.

    You know what your problem is Diavalo, your not a low life slut, your a man whore.

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    i think i did not word it properly

    1 root a yr not one different woman a yr
    dont say linux if i wanted it id install it

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    I know what you meant....i just refuse to accept it.

    Ill bet you lay there some nights wondering why you got married. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla View Post
    Ill bet you lay there some nights wondering why you got married. LOL
    I'm not even married and I think why....

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    I got a wife that doesn't know the word "no"

    I have to have the headaches. roflmao
    Some people need to get their finger out of their arse so that the brain can get some oxygen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by xnavyman View Post
    I got a wife that doesn't know the word "no"

    I have to have the headaches. roflmao
    Can you post a pic?

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    lol, I like the comment left by one poster

    Warren's biographer misunderstood what he had wrote in his notes. It was 12.775 women he slept with. The 13th was a midget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weirdo View Post
    Can you post a pic?
    What!!! my headache?

    My wife is so ugly that I have to take her everywhere with me so that I don't have to kiss her goodbye!!!
    Some people need to get their finger out of their arse so that the brain can get some oxygen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by diavalo13666 View Post
    so over say a 50yr period he tapped 255 different women a yr
    So he has one Sunday off a moth or something LOL
    When you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by best4less View Post
    So he has one Sunday off a moth or something LOL
    Moth! Trust you to turn this into bestiality

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    Quote Originally Posted by xnavyman View Post
    I got a wife that doesn't know the word "no"

    I have to have the headaches. roflmao
    yeah, mine wants it all the Time,

    I say "again" ? she says "Yeah I want it now"

    I think its reverse psychology or something,
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    Quote Originally Posted by xnavyman View Post
    I got a wife that doesn't know the word "no"

    I have to have the headaches. roflmao
    what with ya crook heart and all the pills ya on are u still doing it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mango View Post
    what with ya crook heart and all the pills ya on are u still doing it ?
    The pills he is on is Viagra and heart tablets, he needs one to use the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diavalo13666 View Post
    i think i did not word it properly

    1 root a yr not one different woman a yr
    time to trade her in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mango View Post
    what with ya crook heart and all the pills ya on are u still doing it ?
    I don't need viagra, it will still arise to the occassion.

    The only problem being is what I used to do all night now takes me all night to do.
    Some people need to get their finger out of their arse so that the brain can get some oxygen"

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    How can we be assured there is no bragging involved here

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