A cop pulls an Irish priest over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.
"Have you been drinking?" says the copper
"Just water." says the priest
"Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
LOL... because their coin slot's at the front... not the backOriginally Posted by cmangle
A terrorist attack has blown away two local houses, one made of straw & the other made of wood.
Police think that its probably a lone wolf....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Someplace there's a woman and a horse running free . . . .
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good! And what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework!
Last edited by irritant; 27-01-17 at 06:26 AM.
2020 Olympic high jump results:
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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