A recent survey has revealed that the most common sex position for married couples is "Doggy Style"
That's where the husband has to sit up and beg, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
That is absolutely priceless!Originally Posted by enf
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
mkhannah (18-03-17)
After a morning shower, the wife was examining her figure in the mirror...
I said from the bed "I can't find the words to tell you how good you look."
"Really?" she said smiling...
"But, I CAN find the numbers...2 out of 10"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A large fat, big mouthed American is on a bus tour of Sydney and has been bragging on about how everything is bigger and better in the good ol' US of A and how everything is small in Australia.
As they meander around Randwick, he points his podgy finger at a small building attached to The Prince of Wales hospital and says to the tour guide "See that hospital building over there? Why if that was in the States it would be a hundred times bigger".
The tour guide says "I'm not surprised mate. That's the obesity wing."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I got into an argument with this drunk thug in the pub. Anyway, I backed away, but as I was leaving he shouted, "I know where you live c*nt!"
I was really worried for a while, but it turned out he works for Startrak Express, so THAT statements bullshit for a start..
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I don't know why the wife went mental when I posted the home sex tape I made onto PornHub.
She wasn't even IN it FFS!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
So, Sesame Street is about to introduce a new character...an autistic muppet...
Whats wrong with using the real thing? We have several politicians who qualify....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
True freedom is the greatest gift a man can possess, yet is the one thing most easily and innocently given away, to crafty curses and binds cleverly disguised as blessings and gifts, in the pursuit of supposed achievement, status and power.
True freedom is the greatest gift a man can possess, yet is the one thing most easily and innocently given away, to crafty curses and binds cleverly disguised as blessings and gifts, in the pursuit of supposed achievement, status and power.
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Marriage.
Because that shit day you're having doesn't HAVE to end after work!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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