And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall have eternal life!"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
and the the good lord then said,
"Let there be light"
and there was light.
You could see for F**king miles
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated and the wife has gone off to her mum's.
fred49au (21-06-17)
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.
In a new twist on the tower fire, authorities decided to see how many failed to show up at the benefits office in order to account for the missing.
Apparently no one died at all...
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
When you want to know where the hair went . . .
Ku Klux Knievel has been arrested at Finsbury Park after trying to jump 30 muslims in a van without a ramp.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
He was issuing a flatwaOriginally Posted by enf
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Sent to me by one of my daughters today.....maybe SOME of my pleadings actually ARE bearing fruit.....author unknown....
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Facebook, Slutbook, meet just to F*ckboook
Try to be bloody sneaky but then get caught Upbook
Shamebook, Lamebook, just use a fake Namebook
Corney in the street but on here you got Gamebook
Jokebook, Pokebook, everybodies Quotebook
In the picture you've got money but in person you're a Brokebook
Sexbook, Flexbook, flirting with your Exbook
If someone leaves a comment then it's urgent on Textbook
Fightbook, Tripebook, everybodies Rightbook
Someone needs to come out with a Get A F*ckinglifebook
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I hear Rick has the high score.....
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