The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "for me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father"
I was getting chatted up by a bird last night.
She said, "Have you got a nickname?"
"Yes" I said, "They call me Sledge"
"OH... Is that because you a sleek and fast?" she giggled
"No...... It's because I get pulled by dogs!"
McDonalds promotes racism!
They always say their Chicken McNuggets have "All white meat" as if it was better to be all white.
I read in a woman's magazine that the perfect husband is "wealthy, intelligent and has an off-button".
I hate these distorted standards for men. FFS!
How's a regular bloke like me meant to compete with Stephen Hawking?
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Does anybody know where I can buy some of that Rohypnol the famous people like Harris, Cosby and Weinstein use?
You know, the one that makes a woman not remember shes been raped for 24 years rather than the 24 hours mine effects them for.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
If you aint got any nuts can you still get screwed?
Wife: " What can I give the dog to make her sick? I think she's coughing because there's a fur ball stuck in her throat. "
Me, lowering the paper: " Cook her a meal. "
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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