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    Be careful telling jokes about muslims...

    Most of them have a short fuse.
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Last edited by Tiny; 18-01-17 at 09:15 AM.
    Cheers, Tiny
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    For those long trips when you're in a hurry and ain't got time to stop!


    Last edited by cmangle; 17-01-17 at 10:39 PM.

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    Cheers, Tiny
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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    In all seriousness though, people shouldn't tell rape jokes.

    Its Islamophobic.
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    I've spent the last two years already looking for my ex-wife's killer.

    But, I just can't find anyone to do it.

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    After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

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    Last night, while with a girl, I finally figured out why they call it the "Wonder Bra"...

    Because as soon as you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

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    If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who.

    If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    My new neighbor is fat, greedy, loud and obnoxious.

    Now I know how Canada feels.
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    No English Dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the 2 words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED".

    Some people say there is no difference, but there is.

    When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETED.

    When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED.

    When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.

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