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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

    After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

    The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table

    "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "for me?"

    "Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father"

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    I was getting chatted up by a bird last night.

    She said, "Have you got a nickname?"

    "Yes" I said, "They call me Sledge"

    "OH... Is that because you a sleek and fast?" she giggled

    "No...... It's because I get pulled by dogs!"

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