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An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution .
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99' ”.
The old guy obeys and says, '99'.
The doctor says , "Great, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99’ ".
Again, the old guy says , '99'."
The doctor said, “Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way."
Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. ”
The old guy begins, "One. . . two . . . three . . ."
Speaking of females in medicine . . .
The UK version of Storage Hunters is complete bullsh*t.
I've watched quite a few episodes now and not once have they come across a container full of illegal immigrants.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Just got home from driving around shopping. I saw a sticker on a car that said "I'm a Vet and I drive like an animal"
I realised then just how many Gynecologists there are out there.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
True freedom is the greatest gift a man can possess, yet is the one thing most easily and innocently given away, to crafty curses and binds cleverly disguised as blessings and gifts, in the pursuit of supposed achievement, status and power.
True freedom is the greatest gift a man can possess, yet is the one thing most easily and innocently given away, to crafty curses and binds cleverly disguised as blessings and gifts, in the pursuit of supposed achievement, status and power.
Nigerian philosophy....
I think therefore I scam.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Cheers, Tiny
"You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
The information is out there; you just have to let it in."
A teacher was counting 1 to 30 at the end of an examination to submit the papers. When he reached 9, a student from last row shouted "Present sir".
I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay.
They promptly arrested me.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
My daughter's school teacher rang me today. "Sarah didnt turn up for school today, is everything okay?"
I said, "Her mother died suddenly last night I'm afraid and she's still trying to come to grips with the situation."
"Oh No! That's terrible news. I'm so sorry. Is she coping OK"
"Pretty well considering" I replied. "She's just cooked me a breakfast of sorts, scrubbed the floor, and she's on her second load of washing."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
My wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow.
I said, "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?"
"What, in case I shit myself?" She replied with a laugh.
"No." I said, "In case your main chute doesn't open."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local hospital Emergency Room to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.
And I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare they turned you down.
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