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    Quote Originally Posted by lsemmens View Post
    It seems quite balanced.
    From the bbc..................that should be in the jokes section

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    Did you read it?
    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

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    My new toilet paper
    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

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    In a rare outbreak of intelligence, Trump has finally found a solution to reduce the numbers of Covid outbreaks in the USA.

    He announced in his Tursa rally today that he ordered authorities to slow down the rate of coronavirus testing because it was adding to the number of COVID-19 infections being recorded.

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    "When you do testing to that extent you're going to find more people," Mr Trump said.

    "You're going to find more cases, so I said to my people, 'Slow the testing down please.' [/QUOTE]

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-21/trump-tulsa-reelection-rally-covid19-crowd-size/12377556

    I wonder what other numbers he has been fudging the whole time in a similar fashion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    I wonder what other numbers he has been fudging the whole time in a similar fashion.
    I'm tipping... all of them!

    He inflates any figures he sees as favourable to him, such as his crowd attendance numbers and denounces as 'fake news' any figures that are negative.

    I think Kellyanne Conway summed it up perfectly... Trump uses "Alternative Facts" which translates to Trump fabricating things to counter anything truthful, factual and accurate, that he doesn't like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtv View Post
    .............. (insert CNN and major media here) uses "Alternative Facts" which translates to Trump fabricating things to counter anything truthful, factual and accurate, that he doesn't like.
    The US media do the same thing. The number of outright lies told about the moron rivals his own lying in scope and frequency.
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ol' boy View Post
    My new toilet paper
    The only problem with that is your arse will feel dirtier after use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ol' boy View Post
    My new toilet paper
    Looks like a thin tissue of plys to me....

    I kill me sometimes...

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    Trump reportedly said at this rally that the choice was between him and the left wing loonies. I agree with him, particularly given Biden's likely choice of a vice president. We shall see later in the year whether the Dems again score a spectacular own goal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DB44 View Post
    Trump reportedly said at this rally that the choice was between him and the left wing loonies. I agree with him, particularly given Biden's likely choice of a vice president. We shall see later in the year whether the Dems again score a spectacular own goal.
    They probably have, yet again....

    Read this morning that a couple of large teenage organisations (the names of which meant nothing to me) claim they culled the numbers at Trumps rally by making thousands of bogus online bookings. I would have thought that if true, they would have kept quiet about it. Then again, they ARE teenagers.
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Saw a couple of Typical online articles this morning.... Biden is Surging ahead, Trump is Finished... Biden will be new President.
    I thought to myself, When have I heard this before? Oh yeah! When Hitlary became president.

    Oh, wait no, errrrrr, ummmmm, never mind.

    If I were Trump, Only time I'd be worried was if they said I was ahead in the polls.
    Polls are very accurate though. As long as you take them in complete reverse, they are almost never wrong at all!

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    I honesty cannot see Trump being elected for a second term, the DNC and the oligarchs who own them will/are doing everything in their power to derail an honest election ........even if it destroys the whole country

    This black looter matter/racism/cops/Russia media insanity that would make Goebbels spin in his grave is all just a rolling coup because the ppl with an inkling of common sense (and not totally brainwashed by the MSM) voted in Trump because the alternative was just more of the same parody of an election that was bought and paid for Hitlery to take the top job

    Amerika is now well and truly foooooked IMHO, their is no going back to a sane world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
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    A picture says here more than a 1000 words.
    YUP!! Newsweek 2016

    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Has Joe Alzheimers named his running ma.....errr the next president yet?
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    Has Joe Alzheimers named his BLACK running mate.....errr the next president yet?
    Fixed that for you m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpha0ne View Post
    Fixed that for you m8
    Thanks buddy.

    Wonder why it's taken this long.... He's probably interviewing in CHAZ/CHOP right now!
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    Has Joe Alzheimers named his running ma.....errr the next president yet?
    He's not sure, can't remember who it was supposed to be and if he did announce them or not...... or who that woman was sleeping in his bed next to him when he got up.

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    As a friend observed today, If Trump could keep his mouth shut he might just win the election. Everyone thinks he's a fool and all he does is confirm their thoughts.
    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

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    Quote Originally Posted by george65 View Post
    He's not sure, can't remember who it was supposed to be and if he did announce them or not...... or who that woman was sleeping in his bed next to him when he got up.
    He would not be the first one to ask a woman in the bed what her name was in the morning. you need it to book them a taxi.

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