Gaol for sex with a bicycle

[lsemmens]

This is an old story, but Given that it was in the privacy of his own home! A also said he was put on the Sex Offenders' Register! I wonder if they called the bike as a witness,

[mkhannah]

When I was younger I once had a tandem.

[enf]

I had it off with more than one local bike years ago.

[exited]

This is an old story, but Given that it was in the privacy of his own home! A also said he was put on the Sex Offenders' Register! I wonder if they called the bike as a witness,

It was in a hostel so I guess that makes a difference. If it was in his own home he could've at least had a cigarette so I guess the real offence was tobacco tax avoidance

I understand Jarryd Hayne has been banned from using wheelbarrows. lol

[alpha0ne]

Whilst a bit kinky.........how the fu*k can they charge someone performing a sex act in their own bedroom ????.......................insanity

[shred]

Like someone said in the comments: if it had been a woman using a dildo, would she have been charged and registered as a sex offender?

Why hasn’t he sued for the breach of privacy when they invaded his bedroom?

[george65]

The act is strange but the law and penalty is even stranger still and far more of a worry.

Had he been doing it anywhere public, that would have been one thing but if you can't fornicate with your Bicycle in your own hotel room, where can you and your Bicycle be intimate?

[Al Bundy]

The act is strange but the law and penalty is even stranger still and far more of a worry.

Had he been doing it anywhere public, that would have been one thing but if you can't fornicate with your Bicycle in your own hotel room, where can you and your Bicycle be intimate?

Obviously, out the back of the bike shed, well that’s where all the action was when I was at school.

[mtv]

I wonder if they called the bike as a witness,

I guess that could make the witness a 'spokes-person'

Nether story stated exactly 'how' he was having sex with his bike.... I guess... very carefully.

It gives a whole new meaning to being a 'bike-lover'.