Results 1 to 18 of 18

Thread: The end of the world is here

  1. #1
    Banned

    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Location
    still above ground level
    Posts
    1,779
    Thanks
    5,562
    Thanked 1,964 Times in 714 Posts
    Rep Power
    0
    Reputation
    35657

    Thumbs down The end of the world is here

    Face book is down every body get your supplies and run to the nearest cave and pray to your god !!!! the death toll is unavailable due to the web site being down
    Last edited by hinekadon; 14-03-19 at 10:08 AM. Reason: spelling

  2. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to hinekadon For This Useful Post:

    irritant (14-03-19),lsemmens (14-03-19),Uncle Fester (14-03-19)



Look Here ->
  • #2
    Premium Member
    Skepticist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    1,139
    Thanks
    714
    Thanked 670 Times in 525 Posts
    Rep Power
    475
    Reputation
    12780

    Default

    In a state of suppressed panic here
    BTW what's face book?

  • The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Skepticist For This Useful Post:

    alpha0ne (14-03-19),enf (14-03-19),Landytrack (15-03-19),Uncle Fester (14-03-19)

  • #3
    Premium Member
    ol' boy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    17,662
    Thanks
    8,131
    Thanked 10,460 Times in 5,194 Posts
    Rep Power
    4471
    Reputation
    184272

    Default

    Only its not down... just for some
    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

  • #4
    Shut your dog up!!
    Jma's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Somewhere in the darkness...
    Posts
    509
    Thanks
    442
    Thanked 431 Times in 216 Posts
    Rep Power
    322
    Reputation
    8540

    Default

    Today we'll see just how pathetic some people have become...

  • #5
    Senior Member
    Uncle Fester's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Commonly found in a pantry or the bottom of a fridge, searching for grains, fermented or distilled
    Posts
    6,405
    Thanks
    2,289
    Thanked 4,414 Times in 2,517 Posts
    Rep Power
    2046
    Reputation
    81778

    Default

    Yesterday Ebay was down.
    I wish prices would go down.

    I have probably a Terabyte of E-books stored offline so I can survive the 'End of the World' with the best of human knowledge.
    I am sure I won't notice if that Face one is missing.
    Update: A deletion of features that work well and ain't broke but are deemed outdated in order to add things that are up to date and broken.
    Compatibility: A word soon to be deleted from our dictionaries as it is outdated.
    Humans: Entities that are not only outdated but broken... AI-self-learning-update-error...terminate...terminate...

  • The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Uncle Fester For This Useful Post:

    enf (14-03-19),hinekadon (14-03-19)

  • #6
    Super Moderator
    enf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Canberra
    Age
    70
    Posts
    17,753
    Thanks
    16,820
    Thanked 34,965 Times in 9,060 Posts
    Rep Power
    13679
    Reputation
    644509

    Default

    Warning on morning TV this morning asking people to stop calling 000...I REALLY hope that's a joke.....
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

  • The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to enf For This Useful Post:

    irritant (15-03-19),Uncle Fester (14-03-19),VroomVroom (15-03-19)

  • #7
    Shut your dog up!!
    Jma's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Somewhere in the darkness...
    Posts
    509
    Thanks
    442
    Thanked 431 Times in 216 Posts
    Rep Power
    322
    Reputation
    8540

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    Warning on morning TV this morning asking people to stop calling 000...I REALLY hope that's a joke.....


    As I said...today we'll see just how pathetic some people have become...

  • The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Jma For This Useful Post:

    enf (14-03-19),hinekadon (14-03-19),irritant (15-03-19),Landytrack (15-03-19),Uncle Fester (14-03-19)

  • #8
    Senior Member
    Uncle Fester's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Commonly found in a pantry or the bottom of a fridge, searching for grains, fermented or distilled
    Posts
    6,405
    Thanks
    2,289
    Thanked 4,414 Times in 2,517 Posts
    Rep Power
    2046
    Reputation
    81778

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Jma View Post


    As I said...today we'll see just how pathetic some people have become...
    That is just sick!

    Why not a little rant about it, it's been a while:
    Facebook should be called Fake Face as 90% of the faces posted there, are. No further thought needs to be wasted there.

    That leaves us with the 10% real faces and this where I am very disappointed.
    It has become a platform that has replaced forums for interesting topics and info but has no structure whatsoever.
    Rather than being able to search the info you are looking for, you just get everything spoon fed as it is posted, if you want to see it or not and then it disappears quickly in background noise.
    I am disgusted that intelligent people use this FaceGarbage rather than forums for their discussion groups, while having to accept being hammered with spam for things we don't want that an AI tricks us into thinking we do, based on our tracked behaviour.
    I see this an insult on human intelligence.

    Facebookers... got an interesting topic? Use your brain and a bloody forum or at least Discord if you want it somewhat private and then invite me.
    Last edited by Uncle Fester; 14-03-19 at 02:00 PM.
    Update: A deletion of features that work well and ain't broke but are deemed outdated in order to add things that are up to date and broken.
    Compatibility: A word soon to be deleted from our dictionaries as it is outdated.
    Humans: Entities that are not only outdated but broken... AI-self-learning-update-error...terminate...terminate...

  • The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to Uncle Fester For This Useful Post:

    alpha0ne (14-03-19),enf (14-03-19),hinekadon (14-03-19),irritant (15-03-19),Jma (14-03-19),Landytrack (15-03-19)

  • #9
    Premium Member
    ol' boy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    17,662
    Thanks
    8,131
    Thanked 10,460 Times in 5,194 Posts
    Rep Power
    4471
    Reputation
    184272

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by nomeat View Post
    Yesterday Ebay was down.
    Keh, i bought 2 things off eBay yesterday
    Last edited by ol' boy; 14-03-19 at 02:48 PM.
    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

  • #10
    Senior Member
    Uncle Fester's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Commonly found in a pantry or the bottom of a fridge, searching for grains, fermented or distilled
    Posts
    6,405
    Thanks
    2,289
    Thanked 4,414 Times in 2,517 Posts
    Rep Power
    2046
    Reputation
    81778

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by oceanboy View Post
    Keh, i bought 2 things off eBay yesterday
    ...not the whole day, duh
    Update: A deletion of features that work well and ain't broke but are deemed outdated in order to add things that are up to date and broken.
    Compatibility: A word soon to be deleted from our dictionaries as it is outdated.
    Humans: Entities that are not only outdated but broken... AI-self-learning-update-error...terminate...terminate...

  • #11
    Premium Member
    ol' boy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    17,662
    Thanks
    8,131
    Thanked 10,460 Times in 5,194 Posts
    Rep Power
    4471
    Reputation
    184272

    Default

    F-ing pisser


    No issues with eBay, Austech or any thing else here
    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

  • #12
    Senior Member
    irritant's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Posts
    1,684
    Thanks
    5,055
    Thanked 3,664 Times in 831 Posts
    Rep Power
    1636
    Reputation
    73270

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by hinekadon View Post
    Face book is down every body get your supplies and run to the nearest cave and pray to your god !!!! the death toll is unavailable due to the web site being down
    I told you guys, there is a God!

  • The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to irritant For This Useful Post:

    enf (15-03-19),Reschs (14-03-19)

  • #13
    Shut your dog up!!
    Jma's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Somewhere in the darkness...
    Posts
    509
    Thanks
    442
    Thanked 431 Times in 216 Posts
    Rep Power
    322
    Reputation
    8540

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by nomeat View Post
    That is just sick!

    Why not a little rant about it, it's been a while:
    Facebook should be called Fake Face as 90% of the faces posted there, are. No further thought needs to be wasted there.

    That leaves us with the 10% real faces and this where I am very disappointed.
    It has become a platform that has replaced forums for interesting topics and info but has no structure whatsoever.
    Rather than being able to search the info you are looking for, you just get everything spoon fed as it is posted, if you want to see it or not and then it disappears quickly in background noise.
    I am disgusted that intelligent people use this FaceGarbage rather than forums for their discussion groups, while having to accept being hammered with spam for things we don't want that an AI tricks us into thinking we do, based on our tracked behaviour.
    I see this an insult on human intelligence.

    Facebookers... got an interesting topic? Use your brain and a bloody forum or at least Discord if you want it somewhat private and then invite me.
    Yes a rant sounds like a good idea.
    Facebook = the dumbing down of the population to make burping and farting newsworthy...I know I've said that before, but every time I read articles like I quoted it shows I'm right.
    And that's exactly what it's doing, most of them were probably already idiots before facebook came along, and the others are doing a great job at catching up.
    It almost seems like the proverbial flame all the moths can't help but circle, it's helped them share their stupidity on a level never seen before, quickly, efficiently and permanently.

    It's disturbing the amount of false information that's posted there, even more disturbing is the amount of idiots who believe it all then repost it.
    Anyone with an agenda (animal activists & other assorted anti-everything d*ckheads) can post false crap everywhere, gather a following of idiots to further their cause, shouting out of existence anyone who questions their false postings and it seems very little can be done about it.

    Every single one of the morons that called 000 about these stupid sites being down should be charged, fined and a conviction added to their records, one would think emergency services would have far better things to be doing with their time than answering calls from retards who probably shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a computer or phone in the first place.

  • The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Jma For This Useful Post:

    enf (15-03-19),hinekadon (14-03-19),irritant (15-03-19),Landytrack (15-03-19),Uncle Fester (14-03-19)

  • #14
    Shut your dog up!!
    Jma's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Somewhere in the darkness...
    Posts
    509
    Thanks
    442
    Thanked 431 Times in 216 Posts
    Rep Power
    322
    Reputation
    8540

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr_Mohs View Post
    I told you guys, there is a God!
    Lol, if there really was those sites would be gone for good never to return

  • The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Jma For This Useful Post:

    enf (15-03-19),irritant (15-03-19),Landytrack (15-03-19)

  • #15
    Premium Member
    alpha0ne's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Mandurah WA
    Age
    68
    Posts
    1,443
    Thanks
    3,455
    Thanked 2,988 Times in 813 Posts
    Rep Power
    1427
    Reputation
    59477

    Default

    A little side story re the 'enlightened and intelligent' younger ppl of today

    I take loooooong walks most days and occasionally walk past the reaaaaly old local primary school on my street around 2.30~3.00pm

    I've counted over a hundred cars that are parked all over the place like a demo derby just arrived in town, its a 'kin disaster, and every single car has a lone younger woman in the drivers seat, waiting for little Johnny to finish school, and guess what every single one of those lonely women are doing, sitting all by themselves in their 4x4 shopping trolleys ???

    Every last one of them clutching there phones, looking/texting on social media like their life depended on it

    Oh and there were two cars that are parked correctly side by side, with two men leaning against the bonnet of one of the cars, having a smoke and actually talking to each other................

  • The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to alpha0ne For This Useful Post:

    enf (15-03-19),hinekadon (14-03-19),irritant (15-03-19),Jma (14-03-19),Landytrack (15-03-19),Reschs (14-03-19),Skepticist (14-03-19),Uncle Fester (14-03-19)

  • #16
    LSemmens
    lsemmens's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Rural South OZ
    Posts
    10,585
    Thanks
    11,868
    Thanked 7,061 Times in 3,338 Posts
    Rep Power
    3153
    Reputation
    132592

    Default

    I missed the news tonight, and the world ended, and I missed it!!! Can someone please warn me next time?
    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

  • The Following User Says Thank You to lsemmens For This Useful Post:

    irritant (15-03-19)

  • #17
    Senior Member
    Uncle Fester's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Commonly found in a pantry or the bottom of a fridge, searching for grains, fermented or distilled
    Posts
    6,405
    Thanks
    2,289
    Thanked 4,414 Times in 2,517 Posts
    Rep Power
    2046
    Reputation
    81778

    Default

    It will end tonight and tomorrow morning reboot again, hopefully
    Update: A deletion of features that work well and ain't broke but are deemed outdated in order to add things that are up to date and broken.
    Compatibility: A word soon to be deleted from our dictionaries as it is outdated.
    Humans: Entities that are not only outdated but broken... AI-self-learning-update-error...terminate...terminate...

  • The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Uncle Fester For This Useful Post:

    enf (15-03-19),irritant (15-03-19),lsemmens (15-03-19)

  • #18
    Senior Member
    irritant's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Posts
    1,684
    Thanks
    5,055
    Thanked 3,664 Times in 831 Posts
    Rep Power
    1636
    Reputation
    73270

    Default

    Shit, how am I going to stalk young defenseless girls now...

  • The Following User Says Thank You to irritant For This Useful Post:

    Landytrack (15-03-19)

  • Bookmarks

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts
    •