hinekadon (04-09-19),VroomVroom (05-09-19)
Having a supply of free Pool salt, I put bags worth of that over the fence of my mongeral neighbour and salted their lawn till it looked like it had been snowing. When I couldn't throw it any further I saturated a 44 full of water with the salt and then sprayed it so little was untouched. Their lovely expensive turf was crisp and brown inside a couple of weeks. Was also good to spray on the second story windows. Gave me some privacy back when it dried all white and streaky.
Probably take 5 Years for anything to grow back there as from what I read, salted ground takes a long time to come back and even if they put more turf down, there would be a decent chance it would fall over too.
Given the amount of shit they had around, I did wonder if I actually did them a favour having to not mow it. Was a dust bowl in no time.
Of course then it rained and the kids went out and got covered in mud and I could hear the mother screaming at them.
Yeah, mission accomplished.
hinekadon (04-09-19),VroomVroom (05-09-19)
Meat and greet!
Militant vegan who took her neighbours to court over their smelly cooking brings in lawyers after 2,000 people vow to attend a community barbecue at HER HOUSE
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
It's a shame the neighbour removed his BBQ & banned his kids from playing basketball because of this idiot.
I've never been a fan of online party instigations, they seem to get out of control way too fast, but in this case I hope all of them turn up.
Can the 2000 people not Have a Barbie on the verge? It is, after all, public space. Maybe she needs to be reminded that plants are living things, too, and she should not be eating them. (Or, we could remind her that our food sh*ts on her food).
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
DB44 (05-09-19)
I bet you had the neighbor been a Councillor or Police Officer it would never have come to this
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
she would be fooked living next to me, i smoke ribs once a month
and cook my roast on the bbq once a fortnight and cook outside most days during summer
Seems this BBQ is really gaining some momentum
She is about to learn what Australia is all about!
Getting some Pork on her Fork
I just hope some indigenous brothers rock with a dead Kangaroo to cook on the open flames, Hmmmmm Mmmmm that burnt hair smell
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
Was wondering about that myself. Even if that wasn't allowed, Pretty sure there wouldn' be much they could do about you parking your ute on the side of the road and Firing up a portable Barbie in the back of that. Same for a table top truck you could get quite a few on.
IF I were the neighbour she took to court I'b be inviting everyone I knew over and telling them to bring their BBQ and half a beast with them.
Better than a BBQ might be a spit roast which has to cook for hours and hours......
lsemmens (06-09-19)
Last count, 24,000 people want to attend!
And a Vegan that wears an animal print top
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
It must be a WA thing it was before the BBQ lady.
This one it's kids kicking balls over the fence.
I get Balls and Frisbees weekly from the house behind I should take them to court and sue them for my sore back from bending over to pick them up and tossing them back over the fence.
We should be more like this cadbury chocolate advert.
SS Dave
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
SS Dave (06-09-19)
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