Ring ring!
hello!
hello this is rashid from microsoft how are you today ,
Fine ,what do you want ?
we have seen that you are using our windows ten and you have a fault in it ,
Is that right ?
yes , and the good news is i can fix it for you on line
oh yeah how ?
well you got a sandbox , and cats use these to go toilet .
yeah so what
so if you take the side of your computer and piss in the sand box everything will come right
What! you want me to piss on my computer ? you must be kidding !!!!
No sir not kidding just pass me your bank account details and i will save your data to protect it while we do the transfer to linux for you
Ok then i have nothing to lose as all windows users are losers thanks rashid
Bookmarks