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    Default A quick urine test to check your health!

    A simplified urine test for men..

    Go outside and urinate in the garden.

    If ants gather - diabetes.
    If you pee on your feet - prostate.
    if it smells like a barbecue - cholesterol.
    if when you shake it, your wrist hurts - osteoarthritis.
    if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants - Alzheimer’s
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    Finally no more annoying blood tests.

    Passed the first four results, can't remember the last one...
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    You forgot dementia, thats when you go for a piss, forget why you are there and pee your pants
    There is a fine line between "Hobby" and "Madness"

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    you forgot Parkinson !!!you piss every where and over every thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by hinekadon View Post
    you forgot Parkinson !!!you piss every where and over every thing
    Which gives meaning to when someone says they're going to give a person a damn good spray!
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