A simplified urine test for men..
Go outside and urinate in the garden.
If ants gather - diabetes.
If you pee on your feet - prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue - cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts - osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants - Alzheimer’s
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Finally no more annoying blood tests.
Passed the first four results, can't remember the last one...
Update: A deletion of features that work well and ain't broke but are deemed outdated in order to add things that are up to date and broken.
Compatibility: A word soon to be deleted from our dictionaries as it is outdated.
Humans: Entities that are not only outdated but broken... AI-self-learning-update-error...terminate...terminate...
You forgot dementia, thats when you go for a piss, forget why you are there and pee your pants
There is a fine line between "Hobby" and "Madness"
you forgot Parkinson !!!you piss every where and over every thing
gordonwh40 (25-10-19),hinekadon (24-10-19)
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