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    I see that the zeppelin lipped teens just arrested in Qld are being singled out because of their race according to their brother................



    Sorry,.....wrong!!! They are a pair of self centred bitches that think the law doesn't apply to them....

    Hey! Arsehole...shove it!....

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    Onya Uncle Rob... funny as.. Wear a mask peeps

    Restrictions in Victoria are likely to be extended beyond the six-week lockdown in Melbourne and the Mitchell Shire, as the state records another 627 coronavirus cases and eight deaths overnight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    I see that the zeppelin lipped teens just arrested in Qld are being singled out because of their race according to their brother................



    Sorry,.....wrong!!! They are a pair of self centred bitches that think the law doesn't apply to them....

    Hey! Arsehole...shove it!....

    Just a diversion? Maybe it has backfired;

    Organised Crime involved? Christ listen to them squeal now....
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    The way they play the Race card BS, they would have you believe that being black or of the religion of fun and good times means they can NEVER do anything wrong and are always innocent

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    At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... lol



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    They both look like you could stick them onto a window, literally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnno View Post
    At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... lol



    I have spend the last few day trying to find out where I have seen those lips before and only now after I made a mess of cleaning my arsehole after a poo I know where I have seen these lubra lips before and that is my botched operation for external hemorrhoids.
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    just by looking at those two, you know there is a prison cell reserved for them somewhere just waiting for them to be sentenced and move in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by george65 View Post
    just by looking at those two, you know there is a prison cell reserved for them somewhere just waiting for them to be sentenced and move in.
    Then they'd probably get their next facial surgery government funded.....
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr 672A View Post
    I have spend the last few day trying to find out where I have seen those lips before and only now after I made a mess of cleaning my arsehole after a poo I know where I have seen these lubra lips before and that is my botched operation for external hemorrhoids.
    There goes my lunch...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Bundy View Post
    There goes my lunch...
    There goes my dinner..........
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    Dear lord no - Lunch & Dinner gone... Thank Christ you didn't Drop your BEER.....

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    You are aware that Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. Or in this case I'd probably need more than a beer. Maybe a case of scotch.
    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr 672A View Post
    I have spend the last few day trying to find out where I have seen those lips before and only now after I made a mess of cleaning my arsehole after a poo I know where I have seen these lubra lips before and that is my botched operation for external hemorrhoids.
    What! you use a mirror to wipe your butt?
    How else could you see it?
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    Hear hear. We need to clean house. What a complete shit show..... LOL Luv the humour!

    Now back to Covid-19... Rumour has it -- Wednesday 12am stage 4 lock down for Victoria.. little birdie told me..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr 672A View Post
    I have spend the last few day trying to find out where I have seen those lips before and only now after I made a mess of cleaning my arsehole after a poo I know where I have seen these lubra lips before and that is my botched operation for external hemorrhoids.
    Does that mean instead of licking your lips and sticking yourself to a window, you lick your Ar5e and stick yourself to a window...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnno View Post
    Rumour has it -- Wednesday 12am stage 4 lock down for Victoria.. little birdie told me..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny View Post
    What! you use a mirror to wipe your butt?
    How else could you see it?
    NO! they are that large that I can see them whilst sitting on the dunnie looking under my nuts (sometimes painful). Also see the reflection on the water in the toilet. They look like a larger version on that girl on the left photo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Bundy View Post
    Does that mean instead of licking your lips and sticking yourself to a window, you lick your Ar5e and stick yourself to a window...
    No I dont do that!! For me I was unfortunate to have after a botched operation that gave me Prolapse rectum with HUGE External Hemorrhoids. BACK ON TOPIC well sort of, I was told last night that African Girls with big Lubra lips they have the same down stairs. I know what they call them but wont write it here because its more disgusting and I wont offend a horse.
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