Theres a secret little men who lives in peoples washing machine and when you arent looking the the bastards flip them inside out just to piss you off but dont be fooled the more you notice the more they do it , they have secret meetings after lights out , to have a laff at you and see you get the biggest joke , I had an occasion to over hear one of there meetings the biggest laff was on stockings one leg inside out the outer normal and a knot in the crutch dont worry tho they have a ritual to ensure that holes in trousers only appear in the knees and underwear in the knob area so you fall thru the hole at the most embarrassing moment , Some are more Adept than others so beware
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