Wife said to pick up some bumf while I was out shopping today......WTF?
Coles, stripped.. Woollies, stripped..
Why is toilette paper (which is mostly made here) the panic buy of the Corona virus scare? What do people expect..massive, explosive bowel decompression on a heretofore unprecedented scale? The need to instantly install a second crapper to cope with the excrement overflow? Pooclear armageddon? F*cking morons....
My already low opinion of the populations common sense has taken a further swing into the f*cking red.
It's almost enough to drive me to an early beer! (not Corona)
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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I just saw this on the news and laughed my head off
People are so embarrassing at times
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
eaglem (05-03-20)
I was thinking the same
I really don't get buying 2 years supply in one go.
I was in woolies last night and walked past the dunny roll shelves and there was people grabbing the stuff of the stock trolly before the staff could put it on the shelf.
The bottled water shelves had sweet FA as well.
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eaglem (05-03-20)
Toilet paper... pfft, that is like bringing a knife to a gunfight with my middle aged toilet destroying craps
Its straight off to re-shower and get dressed again
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
eaglem (05-03-20)
yep same here, just got back from our weekly shopping, never seen so many ppl in the store at one time. Had to go back into the carpark to find a trolly, & no toilet paper left on the shelves.
Overheard a woman talking about a friend of hers who just bought $1,000 worth of tinned food.
Guess they are expecting to quarantine themselves.
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Seems that some people believe that this virus will cause a very bad attack of the runs. I've heard nothing to that effect, is there any truth to this?
So many selling toilet roll on Facebook Marketplace, eBay and Gumtree...
I love Social Experiments...
Never laughed so much
And then someone pulled a knife!
Last edited by ol' boy; 04-03-20 at 04:26 PM.
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
Seems nowdays the majority of the Australian population are fking stupid at the best of times, add a possible threat to the scenario and their tiny little brains almost implode and one sees just how stupid they can become, as evidenced here.
eaglem (05-03-20)
Just went to 3 Woolies.
Zero Poo Tickets in a town of 35,000
I'm in tears....
Had to video it
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
Come on guy's, Wrapping yourself with lots & lots of toilet paper (like a mummy) has been confirmed, Stops the virus !!
What ??? u don't believe... LOL. It's Amazing what FEAR does to people.
Governments/Media have used the fear method to get the Mob back in line over many years..lol
Last edited by Johnno; 04-03-20 at 05:35 PM.
Shelves half full here, plenty on special on aisle ends.....
Seems Kalgoorlie people aren't quite so stupid as the City folk....
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There was plenty in our local IGA. Maybe rural OZ is a little smarter than those in the Big Smoke. It's a plot by the retailers to sell a lot of stock!
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Straya
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
Don't say I didn't warn you, it is number one on the list:
There are two absolute certainties of life:
- the need to take a dump
- death
Panic ALWAYS occurs when there is no toilet paper
Plenty of available toilet paper provides comfort and assurance in tough times
Toilet paper is far cheaper to use than fancy tissues, when you are drowning in nasal fluid
Toilet paper can be wrapped around your face as a makeshift disposable mask
When you can't speak anymore from the heavy infection you can write on a piece of toilet paper that you are dying from CoVid-19 and shove it under the cubicle next to you
...of course we need to panic buy toilet paper
Last edited by Uncle Fester; 04-03-20 at 11:35 PM.
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Compatibility: A word soon to be deleted from our dictionaries as it is outdated.
Humans: Entities that are not only outdated but broken... AI-self-learning-update-error...terminate...terminate...
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this all started after some posts on FB which said that since TP is not being sent out of China now ( China supplies 20% of our TP market ) the country will suffer mass shortages.
I get that ,but what if Kimberly Clark or whoever move offshore and supply our market from there , well then we are buggered.
Sent from England today.....we deserve it!!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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