It rolls on
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
The one thing I can't understand with this bog roll rush is why people are so concerned about what comes out their arse instead of what they are going to feed their faces with?
No shortage of food anywhere unlike the empty bog roll shelves.
In a survival situation which people are clearly looking at this as being, Who the fk gives a second thought to wiping their arse when they don't have food and water to begin with?
If you don't eat, you don't shi... and therefore you don't even need bog roll in the first place!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
^ HMMMMMMM just in case.............I think its time to stock up on Basil Hayden, just a couple of cases............just in case.............purely for medicinal purposes !!!
Ha, I hear that some of these morons are trying to return their hoards of arse paper as they now believe they don't need ute loads of it...and a lot of the shops are saying no...excellent
Someone must have posted on f*ckwitbook that it's no longer the solution...
I never considered that, and if I did I'd probably struggle to be convinced most of them were intelligent enough.
Went to the local IGA earlier to do the monthly shop, small town in western Queensland, no arsepaper.
Great to see the stupidity and moronic behaviour isn't just confined to the coast and higher population areas
enf (13-03-20)
THE BALLAD OF THE DUNNY ROLL...
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
So why haven't i seen some marketing profiteer selling Bidet Toilet seats on day time TV yet?
Maybe they cant get thier orders out of china
What a price hike:
Last edited by ol' boy; 14-03-20 at 09:35 AM.
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
The mind boggles with what sort of ad they could come up with to advertise a bidet, a very attractive female in the swat position < dont know ????
Last time I got something from that seller it took 2 weeks to arrive and I suspect item location melbourne via china.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
A message from the Woolworths CEO ;
These remain challenging times and with the situation evolving, I'd like to share what Woolworths is doing to support our customers, team members and the community.
Helping you get access to what you need
We've been working hard to keep our shelves stocked and Delivery and Pick up windows available. However, as you are no doubt aware, demand is still very high and products are being bought more quickly than usual when they arrive in store.
To help everyone access the essential things they need, limits are now in place on toilet paper, wipes, paper towels, serviettes, rice and some other items.
WHAT!! Hot Dang! I had serviettes on sportsbet ... /me checks betting app =)
I still reckon a LOT of this buy up is due to people wanting to send it OS with the baby formula.
Putting limits on it should have been done weeks ago. Allows normal household requirements to be met and makes it less viable for the hoarders and exporters.
I was in Woolies today (first time in a long time). Only to pick up some cat food and a couple of other items as it was near the Chemist we had to use. They had employed a young bloke to walk around the store and wipe all contact surfaces. Rather like using a thimble to bail the Titanic whilst it was sinking. You could hardly move for people in the store, so much for quarantine!
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
I thought the supermarket we went to today was very busy as well.
Mrs didn't seem to think so but there were a LOT of people buying a LOT of stuff.
I did stand near the front for a while waiting for her and was looking in trolleys and can't say I saw anything that made me think people were panic buying or stocking up but then again, I don't know if they were there yesterday buying the self same amounts they would normally buy once a week.
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
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