Hi all,
Just heard that compulsory closures of non-essential businesses are being implemented from Midday today 23rd March 2020.
How in hell are these poor people going to manage
Brothels
Pawn shops
Loan sharks
Hardly Normal (has had an 200% increase is sales of freezers and air purifiers in the last week)
Debt Collectors
Centerstink is waiting for their patronage.
Luv and kisses to all
Feel free to add to this list with worthy recipients.
Buy cheap and pay often, - there is no substitute for stupidity.
You wipe your bum after each crap, why don't you clean your teeth after every meal?
There is no shame in being uneducated nor in being stupid.
The true shame lies in knowing that you are and doing nothing about it.
Only the living worry about dying.
To the tobacco addicts - Smoke more and die sooner, so I can breathe fresh air. Thank you.
Education is the only sure cure for religion
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^ but womyns 'beauty' salons/hair dressers are told they can remain open !!
We are totally funcked as a species !!!!!!
Agreed. It's terrible.
I think of the poor house burglars. Everyone is working at home; they are being deprived of their right to make a dishonest living. Maybe we should start leaving our chain saws and brush cutters out in the garden so they can continue to buy their meth, smokes and grog?
Think I will keep my chainsaw under the bed ready if they decide to break in at night to steal my beer.
Update: A deletion of features that work well and ain't broke but are deemed outdated in order to add things that are up to date and broken.
Compatibility: A word soon to be deleted from our dictionaries as it is outdated.
Humans: Entities that are not only outdated but broken... AI-self-learning-update-error...terminate...terminate...
The crooks won't touch you Chain Saw, remember,CashCrime converters is closed
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
I had forgot about the thieving pricks that break into houses for a quick hit.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
I haven't locked my back door or often the front, in 25+ Years.
Never had a singe problem either even when other houses all around me got rolled more than once.
Alarms and camera's are all well and good but German Shepherds and Rottweilers are better. Despite their reputation and the fear surrounding them, if they are brought up right, they are also the gentlest, good natured dogs you can have.
Never been to a public toilet in shopping centres/beach/park so talking out of ignorance but is there ANY dunny paper left in said toilets ???
Yes, but you should put it on your bucket list... lol
hinekadon (26-03-20)
Hi all,
Just a quick update.
Brothel owner in Sydney's CBD and three working girls all fined for not closing business.
Luv and kisses to all,
Buy cheap and pay often, - there is no substitute for stupidity.
You wipe your bum after each crap, why don't you clean your teeth after every meal?
There is no shame in being uneducated nor in being stupid.
The true shame lies in knowing that you are and doing nothing about it.
Only the living worry about dying.
To the tobacco addicts - Smoke more and die sooner, so I can breathe fresh air. Thank you.
Education is the only sure cure for religion
My wife had an Asian Madam come into the council yesterday Complaining she had a licence and why did she have to close her brothel?
Mrs said nothing to do with us, Federal Gubbermint Decision. She wanted to know where the Gubbermint office was to complain.
They also got a phone call from a bloke saying he went to the brothel he uses and they were closed. Wife said yes, All the brothels are Closed sir so the other people in her dept could hear the conversation. He said but he went to a brothel 3 times a week, She repeated, you go 3 times a week? You must be a good customer. Others are laughing. He then asked what was he supposed to do? Mrs said I'm not sure what you can do sir, perhaps loot at buying a magazine or go online?
Staff are now Cracking up.
So many unforeseen problems with all this China Organised Viral Infectious Disease. ( COVID)
Looks like Blue Balls is another of them.
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