Oh I am such a racist. I couldn't stop laughing.
Watching the ch7 news I say the caption say "abbitohs player".
Then we see scripted apologies. Black fellas love sayin' sorry more than hearing it.
Then came the excuses ....
"The cousin's were culturally connecting with country". I didn't think trail bikes, shotguns and booze were considered cultural activities.
Piss on my leg and tell me it's fvcking raining
If you had said, "Yeah, we fvcked up because we wanted to have a good time and were dumb enough to post it online and get caught." then everybody would have said, "yep. That sucks for you, no big deal. You got busted for doing the wrong thing like any normal person and nobody cares further."
But no... we have got to play the race card. "You're only picking on us because we're black!"
(shows a picture of the couzins on private property comparing ti to the crowd of whitey at Coogee trying to get onto the beach.)
No, we're now picking on you because you're a lying piece of racist shit using skin colour as an excuse.
Again.. nobody really gives a shit about your "mob" hanging around on their own private land having a good time like anybody else and we care even less for the dopey bastards in Coogee who need beach therapy to help treat their 5G induced anxiety. Yes they're stupid too but they're not fvcking racist.
I'm a card carrying racist and I don't see anything they have done to make me think lesser of aboriginals.
Quite the opposite actually, doing lots of cool fun shit in a rural area. I wish I was there having a good time with them.
People don't hate you because you're black. They hate you because you're a dickhead. And a racist dickhead.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
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well said Trash , apparently the cops are coming up with a range of charges for these scaboriginal hypocrites. well they had better add unregistered beach riding to the list of charges too.
How stupid would you have to be to post these activities online?
some soft cock judge will probably let them off seeing they are black. If whitey did it there would be no excuses. And of course the footy clubs concerned will do nothing about it
eaglem (02-05-20),Landytrack (29-04-20)
Yes saw that too. unbelievable stupid move to do. I dont know what wrong these Aboriginal people today they claim the white people are raciest but yet the white very rarely say or pick on them for the extra benefits they get over the white people. Whoever used that Shot gun will have a headache to answer because I think the auto version has been banned for decades + if the Gun is legal does he have a license to use it.
eaglem (02-05-20),gulliver (28-04-20),Landytrack (29-04-20)
I kinda laughed at the 2 apologies that was on the news as well almost word for word.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
If it wasn't posted online on facebook, snapchat, tiktok, instagram for someone to see - then it never happened eh................
the number of people who end up in the news lately where the story came from themselves recording themselves doing stuff is amazing.
有段者
Now normally I wouldn't think less of this situation.
Two people I know, one Black, one White. Both good blokes so no scabs here.
One was made redundant and told by centerlink to they needed to meet several requirements and when they did they were told to come back in 18 months before they would be eligible for Newstart allowance or any allowance. They couldn't even get a pension discount health care card etc.
The other was also made redundant. Exact same circumstances 12 months apart. Applies for newstart and gets paid before they even check their bank account no questions asked.
Wanna take a guess at which one is black?
And as you can tell, this is no reflection on somebody being aboriginal. Both blokes were equally entitled to the exact same service.
Their circumstances are identical almost down to the last dollar. The only thing different is their skin colour.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
hinekadon (29-04-20),Landytrack (29-04-20),Mr 672A (29-04-20),Reschs (28-04-20)
ahh yes ..... stupid stuff - I do remember stupid stuff............
chucked bullets in a fire couple times, baked beans too, rode dirt bikes absolutely shitfaced, drove to Launceston in my Rx4 as fast as it would go, with 6 people in it, sure as hell pissed on a car in the middle of the city - pissed, woke up in the car - couldn't remember how I got there, even tore up a hockey field in the car at 4am in the morning ....... never recorded it or put it on line either
survived my teens and early twenties too with only a dislocated shoulder (8 times) - looking back at those times, they were awesome and bloody crazy too
but never put any of it online......... I understand the need to show off, did enough of that, my friends did enough of that, but we never put it online or recorded it
and if ever asked......... nope wasn't us
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Hehehe .... We were awesome. Throwing bullets in the fire. No.. boring. One knows guns don't work without bullets and bullets don't work without guns.
Baked beans .. yeah, that's funny. But my personal favourite will always be petrol. The more petrol you can get into a fire under pressure and not have it catch fire, the more awesome the mushroom cloud and coincidentally the more time you have to put some distance between you and the explosion.
Nar, didn't do stupid in cars.
Alcohol ... one of the best drugs ever invented.
"Who is this woman and why is she sucking my face?"
"How did I end up in a shopping trolley?"
"Who's floor is this?"
"Why are these woman putting clothes back on me?"
"Yes I did know elevators bounce like trampolines."
"Why are there no women in this bar?"
"Which country did you say this was?"
"This is not my car? No wait, This is not my key, or my car?"
and the number one mystery in my life is... I left the party with one woman and woke up with somebody different (and better looking).
It was an awesome time to be alive.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
hinekadon (30-04-20)
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I'm bloody glad they left the 12 string alone!
I was a good boy and didn't do half of what you blokes just admitted to. The worst I ever got was after a workmate's going away party. I remember being driven home, I know I was pickled and another good (married) workmate offered to drive me home and I accepted. I remember going into my room (I was sharing a house with two other mates, neither of whom were at this party). Next thing I remember was waking up in the bathtub covered in my own vomit. I pity my mates, because the dunny was in the bathroom next to the bathtub. Had a crook old hangover after that one. It's the only time I ever got so paralytic. Come to think of it I've not drunk cider since.
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Uncle Fester (01-05-20)
That was only the short list and compared to other people I know, I'm not the team captain.
Wiped out isn't really the choice I'd use. Impaired my situational awareness as a trade of for situational awesomeness, is more the description I use.The only time alcohol wiped me out.
Only once have I gone a bit too far and needed a whole day to recover from a legendary night.
These are the stories that you either save to tell you grandkids when they're teenagers. It's your job to be more awesome to grandkids than their parents.
Did you mum ever do drugs? Hell no, she was a real disappointment.
But listen up close because Grandpa is gunna learn ya a thing or two .... did I ever tell you about the time I rolled over an eight ball?
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hinekadon (30-04-20)
Oh Bad news. I just got word from the fast cuz that Centerlink caught up to him and pulled the plug on his newstart.
Bastards!
As you can see, I'm pissed that he's not getting social security. That's the point of it. When somebody needs it, it should be there to use.
It's like insuring your house against a fire, but when you house burns down the insurance company saying "we think you're rich enough to pay to rebuild your own house and we're not going to bother helping your claim".
So it looks like Centerlink isn't being racist, they're just being fvcktards. Which we already knew.
On the NRL front. Now we have a whitey player breaking the quarantine. I wonder if he's going to try and claim he was exploring his European heritage with that hot blonde chick.
Dang, I'd pay the $1000 buck fine for her to come around here and help break the curfew with me.
Though I think he had three hot chicks around? Yeah, that's just being greedy. He needs a kick in the arse like brown players.
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That line won't work if my kids ever decide to procreate, a somewhat unlikely prospect.
I think it is better I don't know what my adult kids might be REALLY up to so I don't have to teach any grand kids to be like me: the most boring person alive who now only drinks mega litres of beer and never notices anything after it... other than being generally happy
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