Actually we have "carbon Dioxide converters" What we need to do is sell them one along with a "special box" with a light bulb in it (battery powered of course) then sell them a plastic plant (the "converter') and because plants only produce oxygen in the "light" tell them that they MUST keep it in the special box with the light (again a special one of our own design, i.e. any bulb will do) on 24hours a day. Also tell them that the batteries that power said light are also special (cheap chinese knock offs wit a special label of our own design) so must be purchased from us. We could make a killing!
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