Originally Posted by Chanceforlove
Sorry. Do we have a slug gun thread?
NO ! It won't get hose to drain it down as the dish mountin' far above from home roof's level - About 4 metres up from the ground, so why bother ??
The seven great mythical transponders of Intelsat 8's
Ku-Band tranmission is wearing the six main solid rings.
Sorry. Do we have a slug gun thread?
Reality is an invention of my imagination.
ಠ_ಠ
I was thinking more along the lines of a shot gun but may piss off the nieghbours and may also stuff the dish if there is a problem with aim!!!!!!
It's hard to make a come back when I havn't been anywhere
I finally got my head together, now my bodies falling apart.
為什麼不做你被塞滿
Many years ago, during the pre-satellite day, I once has had a $10 air rifle to shoot and killed some magpies - But not anymore as everyday's life goes space-orient forseening the freedom of environment atmosphere provided. After dumped my old rifle away, then my future emerged bigger with growing roots of satellite dishes around us anywhere without asking the reason why !
The seven great mythical transponders of Intelsat 8's
Ku-Band tranmission is wearing the six main solid rings.
WTFMany years ago, during the pre-satellite day, I once has had a $10 air rifle to shoot and killed some magpies - But not anymore as everyday's life goes space-orient forseening the freedom of environment atmosphere provided. After dumped my old rifle away, then my future emerged bigger with growing roots of satellite dishes around us anywhere without asking the reason why !
WTF
Split of tinkly eye grass binder yellow sucked soot libby tidy can can't suck up sez you bug. Bent let notel biz for gweeky !
WTF
It's hard to make a come back when I havn't been anywhere
I finally got my head together, now my bodies falling apart.
為什麼不做你被塞滿
Unstoppable ****in words
Chanceforlove You are a wordsmith.A true lexiographic linguaphile.
It puts the barbed wire in dish' the edge superior and the cable fastenings of in lnb arm.
Anyway have the birds gone yet ?
Just pull the disk down. Problem solved
Walking out to the car today I looked up at my new c band dish and there I looked and saw maybe some bird poop on the dish. I'm not sure as there isn't that usual tinge of white in it and the dish is mounted too high to see clearly. Maybe it's bat poop I don't know. I will go on the roof when I get home from work and confirm tonight for you all. I thought this issue was confined to down south but it appears it's spreading.
Leroy
Reads like he is using google translate or babelfish from his native language into english. I have been doing a bit of translating recently using google and babelfish and get similar results.WTF
Chanceforlove just tie barbed wire or cable ties to the top of the dish and the lnb arm like others have suggested.
birds shitting on my 120cm dish
Life is so trying
where's this thread going..??
Moving along..a piece of sting is 60 cm long
Ah wyes...but what is a piece of STING though....
That's what happens when i want to be a smart ass and mis spell
STRING
Live with it Leroy like i did.
Once or twice a year some water hosed on the dish did the job.
Atleast your problem is after you mounted it.
Mine was a large cocky, swooping me just as i was lifting and balancing the dish over my head while standing on the roof tiles.
Bloody family was in stitches laughing, i almost dropped the dish and would have come down with it.
Every time i see a flock of them screeching around the house i remember that time and wonder if their laughing at me.LOL
Ill get that bird one day.
Whoa...Getting close to "the bone" here...sure it's bird poop...or excitement....lol
It always amazes me , that when I try to do something that's real important like that, the inevitable sneeze, itchy nose etc comes along...I can see why you gotta laugh when you think about those birds....at least you can laugh at yourself, and that's good these days!
play johnny farnham music next to the dish...or far worse....joe cockhead.....sorry cocker...
I climbed up on that roof as soon as I got home. I felt it imprtant that I report back with my findings as soon as possible. I couldn't see a sign of anything; no bat poo,no bird poo, no possum poo! Hmmm this was baffling. I went back inside to ponder. The other half wanted me to go down to the shop. I reached for my wallet and sunglasses but wait. I realised they were dirty and these were the ones I was wearing this morning when looking up at the dish. Could I have been leading my self on a wild goose chase?? Hmmm I won't know now becasue I cleaned them. Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of bird poop on a dish. Dun Dun Dahhhhhh.Live with it Leroy like i did.
Once or twice a year some water hosed on the dish did the job.
Atleast your problem is after you mounted it.
Mine was a large cocky, swooping me just as i was lifting and balancing the dish over my head while standing on the roof tiles.
Bloody family was in stitches laughing, i almost dropped the dish and would have come down with it.
Every time i see a flock of them screeching around the house i remember that time and wonder if their laughing at me.LOL
Ill get that bird one day.
Leroy (sorry for wasting forum banwidth
how do i keep the spiders away can any one help
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