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Originally Posted by monstergigabyte
Another Victorian eh?
Welcome to Austech monstergigabyte
Reality is an invention of my imagination.
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Enjoy the Tequila here, and dont take too much notice of the northerners.Another Victorian eh?
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when
you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer NSW fans. They're heartless, spineless,
gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."
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Q: what's blue on the outside, and maroon on the inside?
A: a nsw fan with a bruised ego
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Q. How many NSW fans does it take to change a light bulb.
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and a Manager to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.
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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of NSW players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Q. What do you have when 100 NSW fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What's the difference between NSW and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
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Q. What do NSW fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
z1gg33 (14-08-09)
Hi monstergigabyte, Welcome to Austech
hihi.
If you feed ducks at a pond, chances are your bound to feed a goose or two without even knowing it.
Welcome monstergigabyte
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