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FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus
BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff
As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."
If that weren't enough...
Reality is an invention of my imagination.
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lol.... thought this was going to be a joke.... dang!
like "pic of man with big cock"
If you feed ducks at a pond, chances are your bound to feed a goose or two without even knowing it.
Farken got my attention real quick Fernbay.
So the ex husband was helping the Ex Mrs to get her pussy shaven for the new boyfriend?
Only in America.
Shaved pussy - should be encouraged
If I want too,I can, I will
Reality is an invention of my imagination.
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as "" says.... the Brazilians killed the bush!
If you feed ducks at a pond, chances are your bound to feed a goose or two without even knowing it.
Ex Husband = Pimp
New b0yfriend = client
iam a bogan
i was expecting this.
Fernbay (09-03-10),Godzilla (10-03-10),Uncle Fester (10-03-10)
shaved not as good as waxed, waxed comes back softer, you dont want a beard rash from a shaved pussy
did someone call?
I would luv to make ben10's pix my avatar...LOL
When I explained to the guy what avatar I wanted, that wasn't what I meant!
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