Made me laugh.......thanks
Well not really, but if he did some say this is what would become of him.
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil. 'you're on my list,
but I have no room for you. But since you definitely have to
stay here, I am going to have to let someone else go.
'I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place.
I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a
large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over
and over. Such was his fate in Hell.
'No!' George shouted. 'I don't think so. I am not a good
swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long'.
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with
a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
the hammer, over and over, time after time.
'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day',
commented George.
The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill
Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head,
and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said, 'Yeah, I can handle this.'
The Devil smiled and said 'Ok, Monica, you're free to go!'
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Made me laugh.......thanks
hehehehe
an old one but a good one.
trust z80 to strike again
more !!!! more !!!!!!!!!
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Now that would Suck.
So the moral of the story is Heaven and Hell can be the same room,
at least until Geeorge Bush turned up, but that still might have been Heaven for Clinton.
Thats a good one
lol
Ha!!
some ROFLcopter on that!!
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