The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I saw my new neighbour in his garden pulling out the 'For Sale' sign.
Neighbour: "Nice to meet you, my names Mohammed."
Me: "I can use that sign if you don't need it."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
This is why Math has ALWAYS been so important......
Physics (If you want to see Physics in motion make sure you click on last two images . . . )
Hope you are paying attention so that you can understand what mathematicians have been trying to tell you to watch since your days in school........
Last edited by cmangle; 08-01-17 at 08:59 PM.
My wife went off tonight. She insisted that I need to pay more attention to the world and to what's going on around me. I said "Yeah..yeah! OK, OK, I promise."
So, in 2010, I'm going to try harder.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you don't have to feed him at all."
Trump 20:16
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Sad news guys. Be very careful from now on, because a new disease has arisen among men. It's called Hessian disease.
Apparently you get it from f*cking old bags.
Last edited by irritant; 11-01-17 at 04:28 AM. Reason: Clarify
I just love watching my wedding video in rewind mode.
I especially love the part in church where my wife hands me the ring, she and her dad walk backwards down the isle, they both get into a car and f*ck off.
Last edited by irritant; 11-01-17 at 05:46 AM.
You're possessed by the devil AdrianR, no exorcism for you, you're going straight to hell!
I am so much in debt, I can start a government.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters.
So Trump can't tweet them.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Please hold my e-mails until further notice. I am in the hospital . I was attacked by a woman in an elevator. A witness got her photo.
See below . . . . . .
I was in the elevator when she got in.
I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,
"Would you please press "1"?
So I did... and I don't remember much afterwards, but I'm guessing it was the wrong one.
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