Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.
We’ll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I was walking down this street this morning when this really sexy woman tells me, 'Oh my god. You are so hot. I want you to f*ck me right now!'
Don't believe me? Well, it's true. You can ask Brad Pitt, he was right behind me.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A family was driving behind a rubbish truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids "my what a big insect", to which her 7 year old says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a d!ck that size".
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"BUGGER !" says his friend. "And I just joined Rotary....."
What’s Really in a Viagra pill
I knew it...... I just knew it! I knew that Pfizer would eventually release the formula for Viagra!
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap night out.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A man walks into church and says aloud "Where's the f*cking priest in this sh*thole place?"
A deacon hears and says "This is a place of the Lord, please refrain from using such language."
"Get f*cked!" the bloke replies. "Where's this priest then?"
Hearing the commotion, the priest approaches and asks "What appears to be the trouble?"
"There you are, you w*nker." says the man. "I've just won the f*cking lottery, and I plan on making a large donation to this f*cking shithole."
"I see." says the priest. "And is this useless c*nt giving you a hard time?"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The wife yelled at me “You’re not even listening to me, are you?!”
I put the paper down “That’s a weird way to start a conversation isn't it?”
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Jack and Jill worked for a company which wasn't doing well.
The boss decided to implement redundancies, so he called Jill into his office and said, "Jill, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
Jill replied, "jack off it is then cause I've got a headache!"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I have updated the thread title to advise that some jokes may offend and read at your own risk.
From time to time we will have someone report jokes due to sexism, racism or something else with "ism" on the end of it.
Personally I don't really care what the jokes about, humor is yet another thing being destroyed by political correctness these days. Anyway, just a heads up as to why its there, no one has to change anything. It is what it is, if people find the thread offensive they are under no obligation to view it.
New Australian Sex Study...
It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs
The wife rolls over and plays dead
Oh FFS, time for a cup of cement!Originally Posted by admin
Has anyone ever considered that if blues singers stayed in bed until the afternoon, they wouldn't be so f*cking depressed every day?
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Does Jism count?
Cheers
Ted (Al)
It is a politically correct world and most people expect websites to conform. Obviously with me in charge we won't be.
When I do get around to doing some web work on the site, I am going to rewrite the signup page to point out that we are not a politically correct site and that by signing up you are likely to be offended, outraged, upset or all of the above at some stage so if you are a touch sensitive we recommend that you don't join the site.
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