The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
When a military man dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. When a musician dies, we sing all night. I would like to go to a prostitutes funeral....
Western marriage has a Bride and a Groom.
Muslim marriage has a Bride and a Groomer.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
What's the difference between a Paki and a Collingwood supporter?
Well they both rob the state, both have shit loads of kids, and both never use soap and water. But at least a Paki will eventually stop f*cking whinging about how hard done by they are.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
DEAR NEIGHBOUR:
Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door.
I've got a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text, & I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this.
The truth is that, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, & I know that that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology & forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage, & I'll pay you.
Regards, Richard
NEIGHBOUR'S RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling very angry & betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, & shot Richard, killing him. He went back home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink & sat down on the sofa and calmed down. Fred then looked at his phone & discovered a 2nd text message from Richard.
2ND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Fred.
Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out & noticed that the darned Auto-Correct had changed "wi-fi" to "wife".
Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I was on a plane recently and the stewardess said that in the event of an accident i had to stick my head between my legs.
I couldn't help thinking, 'FFS, If i could do that I wouldn't be flying to Thailand in the first place.'
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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