I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I recently got kicked out of the 9th Annual Conference on Gender-Fluidity and Transgender Sensitivity after using the "F-word" during a conversation with one of the presenters...
No, no, not f*ck...female.
I forgot it was April Fools Day yesterday until I switched on the ABC and found that they actually tried to fool the viewers by sneaking in a properly researched, factually correct story.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Cheers, Tiny
"You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
The information is out there; you just have to let it in."
The other day I was waiting in line to use the local ATM.
I was really in a hurry to draw some cash, but this old lady was at the machine, pressing all the buttons, inserting and removing then re-inserting her card, and just couldn't seem to get done.
Eventually, she turned around and asked me, "Excuse me young man, could you perhaps help me check my balance?"
To which I replied "Sure my dear" before proceeding to shove the old goat off her feet...
Last edited by irritant; 03-04-19 at 07:07 AM.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
What did greenies use for lights before there were candles?
Electricity.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I think enf will like this one
Except that's from a supporter...and that ISN'T me.
However, these fit the bill......
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
"I really envy you, " I said to this bloke who I'd been talking to in the pub.
"Envy me? " he replied, "have you been listening? I have kids I never see, I'm bankrupt, I have a drink and drug problem, been in and out of jail, what on earth have I got that you can possibly want? "
"An ex-wife. "
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750s - 1810s).
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.
A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration. Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase "blowing smoke up your arse.”
This odd tool is still heavily used by the Australian Government and it’s Several Service Departments.
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