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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    50 Shades of Grey for Seniors



    Back and forth. . . in and out. . .in and out . . .a little to the right. . . a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . .and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end. He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . . forward then backward. . . again. . . and again. . . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . .finally . . . totally exhausted . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . . ."OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

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    An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wanted to get into Heaven.

    The woman said she would try her best.

    The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

    "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, he pulled up my skirt and made love to me right then and there."


    "They don't like that in Heaven", said the Angel.



    The woman replied: “They’re not crazy about it in Woolworths either!"

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    Guys. Be wary of your girlfriend wanting a dominatrix outfit.

    They're usually white and flowing with a veil.
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Confucius says...old Chinese proverb...

    "Man who stick penis in jar of peanut butter is definitely f*cking nuts."

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