The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
There are only 90 or so Amur Leopards left in the wild.
It's tragic, because it's the only big cat that knows what it is.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
During a most recent password audit, an employee was found to be using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLuieDuweyDonaldGoofeyMelbourn e
When asked why she had such a long password, the employee rolled her eyes, kicked back
her head with confidence and said....
“Hello?? Everyone knows it has to be 8 characters and include a Capital!!”
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Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.
So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?"
Small voice whispered, "Yes, he's out in the garden,"
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
So the boss asked, "Well, is your Mommy there?"
"Yes, she's out in the garden too."
The boss asked; "May I talk with her?"
Again the ‘No’.
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, He's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men."
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"It's a helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
"The search team just landed a helicopter."
"A search team?" said the boss "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
"ME"
This is what 50% of vehicles on the road need especially a lot of BMW's
Blinker fluid.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
That's funny Dave. Here's why they're scared to use them........................wrong fluid I guess.............Originally Posted by SS Dave
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Please delete. Cannot get Image to work.
Last edited by Reschs; 31-10-19 at 11:40 PM.
That's definitely not from over use.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Keith (01-11-19)
The sh!t just kept happening to me yesterday....first my ex got hit by a bus.
And then I lost my job as a bus driver.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I just competed in a blindfolded w@nking contest.
Didn't win, in fact I'm not sure WHERE I came.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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