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  1. 31-12-19, 03:59 PM #8921
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    I know no comments, but lsemmens is having a senior moment, you posted 2 of these on a previous page.

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  • 31-12-19, 07:50 PM #8930
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    I am brain damaged, that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it!
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    I still got one.Sorry
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  • 01-01-20, 08:26 AM #8932
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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
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