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  1. 14-03-20, 12:36 PM #9101
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    Cheers, Tiny
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    What's the difference between the Corona Virus and the 737 Max?

    The Corona Virus is airborne.
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  • 18-03-20, 10:54 AM #9110
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    So how come it's only men & women getting killed by this Corona Virus?

    Could it be that all the other genders just don't really exist?
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    Cheers, Tiny
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    Belongs here

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