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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Phew!! Good to see all the women are socially distancing their car tyres at least 2 meters from the white lines in the supermarket car park today.
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    Had to go and visit my wife in hospital today. Security on the front door would not let me in without first establishing I had not been anywhere near a cruise ship etc. One question did make me laugh, though. Has anyone near you been unwell of late? "Why the f*** do you think I'm visiting someone in hospital?" They saw the irony.
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    Is anyone else's car getting three weeks to the litre?
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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    Is anyone else's car getting three weeks to the litre?
    On the contrary, i can't believe how much fuel i'm burning up just going the shops and back or the beach and back
    I guess there is walking..... Now this qualifies for the Joke Thread
    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

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