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    Isn't she just....

    Last edited by ol' boy; 06-05-20 at 04:50 PM.
    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    I thought it was this girl, but no, it's a complete other joke



    *sorry, didn't know how to embed the video
    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

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    So True....

    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

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    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    A small kangaroo walks into a bar.

    Barman says "wallaby" ?
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    When God Sends You Help, Don't Ask Questions??

    She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.

    The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.
    She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."

    She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.

    Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag.

    He got off his cycle and asked if he could help.

    She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

    He said, "Sure."
    He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute, the car door was open.

    She hugged the man and through tears, softly said, “Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man."

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