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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

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    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    Yep, last seen on Saturn.....
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    Morty: Hey Saul there's this new restaurant.
    Saul: What about it?
    Morty: For 10 bucks you get a beer, a sandwich, and you get laid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hazman View Post
    Already in the Trump thread..
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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