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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    I was leering down a big titted blonde's top when she said "You're supposed to keep 2 metres away from fellow shoppers!"

    I said "Yeah? Well you sure don't look like a fellow to me..."
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    To my Polish mates..

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    Again... this section is not open to comments/discussion... only jokes.

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    Well spotted homie....

    [QUOTE=peteramjet;830925]To my gullible mates...


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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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