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  1. 01-09-20, 09:43 AM #9641
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    I was leering down a big titted blonde's top when she said "You're supposed to keep 2 metres away from fellow shoppers!"

    I said "Yeah? Well you sure don't look like a fellow to me..."
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    To my Polish mates..
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    Well spotted homie....

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