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13-09-20, 05:48 PM #9681
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14-09-20, 11:06 AM #9682

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15-09-20, 06:25 PM #9688

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^ How the fluck can I un-see that hazman...............you should post a health warning before posting such disturbing images

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17-09-20, 10:21 PM #9696

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Translated from Russian:

Doctors came up with a new urine test diagnostics. You don't need to visit medical center anymore.
Simply piss under tree.
- If you see influx of ants - you have high sugar level.
- If see lots of flies - you have some sort of inflammation.
- If the spot dries out very quickly - you might have salt deposits problem.
- If you can smell meat - cholesterol issue.
- If you can't smell anything - COVID.

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