The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
COVID-19.
The only thing made in China that isn't a cheap counterfeit.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Son comes running into the bedroom.
Dad dad dad there's a monster under my bed.
Dad replied enjoy it while it lasts because when you're older and get married the monster sleeps next to you in bed.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Australia is a magnificent country
This morning I went to Centrelink to sign my dogs up for benefits.
The lady said, “Dogs are are not eligible for benefits”.
So, I explained to her that my dogs are coloured, unemployed, bone lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their fathers are.
They expect me to feed them, and provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first cheques next Friday.
Bugger me, this is a great country!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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