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  1. 07-11-20, 03:30 PM #9881
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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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    Hehe... Even Collingwood supporters hate Collingwood... LOL

    Just for you ENF... jk

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    The optimist sees the glass as half full

    The pessimist sees the glass as half empty

    The engineer sees the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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    Donald Trump graciously concedes defeat in the USA presidential election, and congratulates Joe Biden.


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