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20-12-20, 07:03 AM #10021
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My pet goldfish has epilepsy

He seems to get better when I put him back in his bowl, though.

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21-12-20, 09:27 AM #10027

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22-12-20, 06:02 AM #10032

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I was standing in a public toilette taking a leak when this big black guy rushes in, unzips, flops his enormous dick out and says "Phew! Just made it!"

I just stared and said, "Crikey mate! Could you make me one?"

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What a prick of a year this has turned out to be.

Full of uncertainty, devoid of all hope, frightened to meet up with closest friends and relatives, the constant worry of not knowing where you'll be from one week to the next, and nothing but pain and disappointment at the end of the line.

Why the f*ck did I decide to become a Collingwood supporter?

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